Vacuuming In The Nude

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• Author : Peggy Rowe
• Publisher : Simon and Schuster
• File Size : 45,8 Mb
• Release Date : 2022-08-16
• Total pages : 212
• ISBN : 9781637631003
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Peggy Rowe is at it again—this time giving a hilarious inside look at her writing career. Peggy Rowe has been writing all of her adult life. In fact, she doesn’t know how not to write—even through those years of constant rejection from publishing houses. But between her tenacity and the encouragement of her family, Peggy’s breakthrough finally came—at the age of eighty! Vacuuming in the Nude is most likely her funniest prose to date as she shares her journey of attending myriad writers’ conferences and honing her ability to see humor in everyday situations. From the family’s beloved dog Shim, who thrived on piles of fresh, warm manure from the horse pasture—to vacationing on the sweltering beach with mosquitos the size of dune buggies—to the challenges of aging, Peggy Rowe delivers a hilarious array of stories that reflect her addiction to making people laugh. Even in her cancer support group, she manages to use her humor to affect others for the good. If Peggy isn’t putting her publisher on hold to finish a game of Mahjongg, she’s at her kitchen table window-on-the-world taking notes for the next story for fans old and new to enjoy.

• Author : Peggy Rowe
• Publisher : Simon and Schuster
• File Size : 26,8 Mb
• Release Date : 2022-08-16
• Total pages : 121
• ISBN : 9781637630990
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Rowe has been writing all of her adult life- even through years of constant rejection from publishing houses. Between her tenacity and the encouragement of her family, her breakthrough finally came-- at the age of eighty! Here she shares her journey of attending myriad writers' conferences and honing her ability to see humor in everyday situations. Along the way Rowe delivers a hilarious array of stories that reflect her addiction to making people laugh. Even in her cancer support group, she manages to use her humor to affect others for the good. -- adapted from jacket

• Author : Everest Media,
• Publisher : Everest Media LLC
• File Size : 22,7 Mb
• Release Date : 2022-08-29T22:59:00Z
• Total pages : 33
• ISBN : 9798350017069
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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 I was on a writing journey that took me along a winding road filled with potholes and detours, a hairpin turn or two, and some magnificent scenery. It was a road that would have come to a dead end 20 years earlier if fate hadn’t stepped in. #2 I was asked to speak at my friend’s funeral service and make the family laugh. I couldn’t believe Ann was making such an unreasonable request, but I knew I had to do it. I wrote my very best humor, and at the service, I stood between Ann’s open casket and her family. There was laughter. #3 I had to speak at the funeral of a friend’s husband, who had been unfaithful and verbally abusive to his wife. I spoke of Bill the friend, who had visited me in the hospital through the years to show his concern. #4 The truth is, I had come a long way from that timid woman who would rather clean an oven than share her writing. I had emerged from the shadows and discovered the true reward of creative writing: sharing.

• Author : Peggy Rowe
• Publisher : Simon and Schuster
• File Size : 45,7 Mb
• Release Date : 2018-11-13
• Total pages : 192
• ISBN : 9781948677172
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Download About My Mother in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

A Message from Mike Rowe, the Dirty Jobs Guy: Just to be clear, About My Mother is a book about my grandmother, written by my mother. That’s not to say it’s not about my mother—it is. In fact, About My Mother is as much about my mother as it is about my grandmother. In that sense, it’s really a book about “mothers.” …It is not, however, a book written by me. True, I did write the foreword. But it doesn’t mean I’ve written a book about my mother. I haven’t. Nor does it mean my mother’s book is about her son. It isn’t. It’s about my grandmother. And my mother. Just to be clear.—Mike A love letter to mothers everywhere, About My Mother will make you laugh and cry—and see yourself in its reflection. Peggy Rowe’s story of growing up as the daughter of Thelma Knobel is filled with warmth and humor. But Thelma could be your mother—there’s a Thelma in everyone’s life. Shes the person taking charge—the one who knows instinctively how things should be. Today Thelma would be described as an alpha personality, but while growing up, her daughter Peggy saw her as a dictator—albeit a benevolent, loving one. They clashed from the beginning—Peggy, the horse-crazy tomboy, and Thelma, the genteel-yet-still-controlling mother, committed to raising two refined, ladylike daughters. Good luck. When major league baseball came to town in the early 1950s and turned sophisticated Thelma into a crazed Baltimore Orioles groupie, nobody was more surprised and embarrassed than Peggy. Life became a series of compromises—Thelma tolerating a daughter who pitched manure and galloped the countryside, while Peggy learned to tolerate the whacky Orioles fan who threw her underwear at the television, shouted insults at umpires, and lived by the orange-and-black schedule taped to the refrigerator door. Sometimes, we’re more alike than we know. And in case you’re wondering, Peggy knows a thing or two about dirty jobs herself…

• Author : Peggy Rowe
• Publisher : Forefront Books
• File Size : 11,8 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-04-14
• Total pages : 121
• ISBN : 9781948677448
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Download About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Peggy Rowe is at it again—this time giving a hilarious inside look at growing up Rowe, both before and after Mike’s rise to fame. Since the day they said, “I do,” Peggy’s previous “doting” lifestyle met with her husband John’s minimalist ways and became the backdrop for years of adventure and a quirky sense of humor because of their differences. From thoughts of wearing headlamps in the house to save energy, to squeezing out the last drop of toothpaste with a workbench vise, Peggy learned to pick her battles and celebrate the hilarity in each situation. Once their boys were born, woodstove mishaps and garbage dumping tales were the seed for Mike’s obsession with doing dirty jobs and the comical presence he is known for today. As Mike rose to fame, Peggy was his biggest fan—who gave motherly advice and constructive criticism, of course. She baked cookies for Mike to take to Joan Rivers for a Christmas party hostess gift, and even wrote fan letters under faux names and mailed them from different cities to Mike’s producer. By the time Mike hits it big, Peggy and John retire to face more adventures, with a lightning strike in their condo, an elderly friend who ate marijuana leaves, and entering into celebrity status by making Viva paper towel and Lee jeans commercials, plus so much more. Peggy’s stories relive the details that intrigue and entertain old and new fans alike. So if you want a bigger, even funnier take on the Rowe family, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known delivers.

• Author : James Hulbert
• Publisher : James Hulbert
• File Size : 16,9 Mb
• Release Date : 2010-09-15
• Total pages : 244
• ISBN : 9780557677863
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Download A Kiss Before You Leave Me in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Three master manipulators and a woman in love clash in the worlds of surveillance, voyeurism and art. Miranda's ex wants her back. His mother will do anything to keep them apart. Her secret weapon? A seductive Adonis with demons of his own--and plans for Miranda. Both moral tale and guilty pleasure, KISS is a thriller whose violence is emotional--and all the worse because done in the name of love.

• Author : J.J. Amirikhas
• Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
• File Size : 42,6 Mb
• Release Date : 2022-02-18
• Total pages : 576
• ISBN : 9781669806646
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Download Farewell, Fair Child in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

The book is about a young man's coming of age while going through four years of high school. It is autobiographical, but not an autobiography. It also has allusions to the story of Cyrano de Bergerac, and some references to Catcher in the Rye. It is in three parts, with a prologue and an epilogue. Part one covers freshman year, part two sophomore and junior years, and part three senior year. As mentioned, it involves the social and sexual awakening of a young man, and it covers the years of childhood to adolescence. There is also a brief section about the young man's native country of Iran.

• Author : J.J. Amirikhas
• Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
• File Size : 49,7 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-12-27
• Total pages : 242
• ISBN : 9781664147355
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Download Farewell, Fair Child, Part 2 in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

The book is about a young man's coming of age while going through four years of high school. It is autobiographical, but not an autobiography. It also has allusions to the story of Cyrano de Bergerac, and some references to Catcher in the Rye. It is in three parts, with a prologue and an epilogue. Part one covers freshman year, part two sophomore and junior years, and part three senior year. As mentioned, it involves the social and sexual awakening of a young man, and it covers the years of childhood to adolescence. There is also a brief section about the young man's native country of Iran.

• Author : Charles William Smith
• Publisher : TCU Press
• File Size : 11,6 Mb
• Release Date : 1998
• Total pages : 364
• ISBN : 0875651895
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Download Understanding Women in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

And James has more to learn than why we love and how we earn a mate both deserved and deserving. He's coming of age in a pivotal year in an era of repression and transition.

• Author : Theresa Leigh
• Publisher : LuxLife Publishing
• File Size : 31,6 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-02-12
• Total pages : 229
• ISBN : 1230987654XX
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Download Now And Always (Crown Creek) in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Meet the Kings. They’ll warm your heart… then get it racing. Fall in love with the wild, passionate, scandalous men, and the strong, confident women of this big family as they find lasting love in the quaint small town of Crown Creek. Each book is connected or can be read as a standalone. She’s my best friend. And she’s pregnant with my worst enemy’s baby. I’ve always loved Claire King, and it’s always been my biggest secret. We are better as friends. We’ve always said this. And I try to believe it. But now she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with the biggest a**h*le in town. She needs me now. As a friend. That’s it. That’s all. No kissing, no cuddling, no getting emotional at sonograms. No killing the guy who knocked her up. It’s not my baby...but damn, I wish it was. The more she needs me, the harder I fall. But I can never let her know my true feelings, or I’ll lose her forever. I’ll get her through this if it’s the last thing I do. And I will NOT let my secret slip. Ever. Or else. CROWN CREEK is one big series about one special small town, following the lives and loves of interconnected families and friends. The same characters show up in multiple books and each book can be read as a standalone. Or they can be read in the following order for one long series. THE KINGS: Sweet Crazy Song - Jonah’s story (FREE) Lost Perfect Kiss - Gabe’s story Soft Wild Ache - Beau’s story His Secret Heart - Finn’s story Now And Always - Claire's story CROWN CREEK STANDALONES: Last Good Man - Willa and Cooper’s story

• Author : Dr. John M. Miller
• Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
• File Size : 10,7 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-03-16
• Total pages : 378
• ISBN : 9781796009729
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Download A Hard Day at the Orifice in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

This very personal account provides unique insights into the training and life of a dedicated Obstetrician and Gynaecologist. There are also fascinating accounts relating the history of the profession. Dr. Miller underwent extensive training both in Australia and overseas prestigious institutions. In addition to delivering well in excess of fifteen thousand babies in his private practice, in his long career he was responsible for numerous thousands more in his roles as medical superintendent of the then largest maternity hospital in the state and specialist consultant in charge of units in large teaching hospitals.He was also a specialist surgeon. The book is eminently readable and although there are descriptions of obstetric procedures and surgical operations it is certainly not a medical text. His credo; – to be a good doctor one needs knowledge, proficiency in his craft, compassion and humility. Otherwise he will be merely skilled. “While Dr. Miller’s reminiscences are bound to interest his peers and medical colleagues, they are written with a great deal of wit, verve and charm, and make fascinating reading for the layman. The author’s lightness of touch makes the memoir accessible and easy to read, and while he deals with many topical issues ( I found the recollection of his experience in delivering one of the first Thalidomide babies deeply moving ), these moments are balanced by Dr. Miller’s obvious pride in his profession, and his delight in sharing many amusing anecdotes along the way. No reader can close the final page without the feeling an enormous debt of gratitude to those who have have worked so tirelessly in this field to ensure our own or our loved ones’ safety during pregnancy and childbirth." —Annette Gilbert, The Raven’s Parlour Bookstore

• Author : Eric Wright
• Publisher : Dundurn
• File Size : 44,9 Mb
• Release Date : 2013-11-10
• Total pages : 508
• ISBN : 9781459724051
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Download Lucy Trimble Mysteries 2-Book Bundle in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Presenting the first two novels of the Lucy Trimble series by award-winning author Eric Wright, in a definitive ebook bundle. Lucy Trimble is a former bed and breakfast proprietor from rural Ontario turned private investigator in Toronto, where she discovers an exciting but dangerous new life. ... there is plenty of wry humour here, and an intriguing storyline supported by interesting secondary characters, lots of local colour, and many promising subplots. – Quill and Quire Includes Death of a Sunday Writer Death on the Rocks

• Author : Janet D. Porter
• Publisher : AuthorHouse
• File Size : 53,9 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-11-27
• Total pages : 682
• ISBN : 9781546257639
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Download Adventures of an Eccentric in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

ABOUT THIS BOOK Thriller doesn't describe it! People live all sorts of lives but few as exciting as portrayed here. The author's short stories go from entertaining murderers and gang members to scary dating moments with a potential rapist; only to find love with someone she met 300 years prior. Sharing her work as a psychiatric social worker gives us many real life experiences one can only hope to avoid in one's own life. Yet some situations are encouraging as she helps others survive. The details of her descriptions are amazing as she paints us pictures so vivid we can shut our eyes and see the little gray sausage-like curls and round steel framed glasses on Mrs. Waddell. Whoever wrote a poem about MY ZIT? Different times in history are clearly described from when the little lady of the plantation threw the Yankee soldier over the fence to land in a mud puddle surrounded by snorting pigs. What does one do when facing the jagged glass ends of a broken beer bottle handled by a furious man 6'3" tall? Who ever dared to foster a former heroin pusher? Does anyone in your family vividly remember the details about our perspective of WWII? The author lived in the only city in the U.S. that housed an active army Overseas Replacement Depot. She even remembers the blue cellophane that covered the flashlights of the Air Raid Wardens. This writing covers: humor, adventure, religion, history, law, education, philosophy, psychology, parapsychology, parenting, drama, and much more. Call her crazy: call her eccentric. She lived, loved, DARED, and wrote to tell about it. You will enjoy plenty of laughs! R. Charles Guenther, retired school administrator

• Author : Eric Wright
• Publisher : Dundurn
• File Size : 49,9 Mb
• Release Date : 2000-09-01
• Total pages : 267
• ISBN : 1554885175
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Download Death of a Sunday Writer in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Lucy Brenner has left her husband, her town, and her previous life behind. She lives in Longborough, a town halfway between Kingston and Toronto, where she runs a bed and breakfast and where, one day while working in the library, a phone call sets into action events that change her up-to-now quite predictable existence. Lucy’s cousin, David Trimble, has died and made her his sole beneficiary. With some trepidation, she makes the impulsive decision to carry on his business - a private detective agency, though these might be grand words for the down-and-out ransacked office she finds upon visiting Toronto to lay claim to her unexpected inheritance. Previously published in hardcover only, this is the first paperback release of the first Lucy Trimble mystery.

• Author : Rich E. Dreben,Murdoc Knight,Marty A. Sindhian
• Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
• File Size : 48,7 Mb
• Release Date : 2011-11-08
• Total pages : 224
• ISBN : 9781429985031
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Download Stuck Up! in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

A very funny collection of 100 X-ray images showing foreign objects ingested or inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose. The human imagination truly knows no limits. Without it, there would be no great art, no advances in science and technology, and no extreme sports. Without it, we'd also be deprived of the many insights into human nature that we get out of witnessing other people do shockingly imprudent things and then try to rationalize them. Stuck Up! capitalizes on this human capability of coming up with creative applications for everyday (and not-so everyday) items way beyond their designated uses, and features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose. "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc." "My hands were full." "I fell." These and many other ludicrous excuses are what emergency room doctors hear every day from patients who check in with various items inserted where the sun don't shine, stuck in various orifices, or ingested in other ways. How exactly did that cell phone end up there? Was it on vibrate? And is the rectum truly the best place to store your bronzed baby shoes? It is at least somewhat understandable to find a rectal thermometer in its intended place, but how about your six-year-old daughter's Barbie doll? Start browsing this hilarious collection of images – you'll be surprised at the patients' creativity and the medical information provided. And: Don't try this at home....