Brendas Beaver Needs A Barber

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• Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 23,9 Mb
• Release Date : 2016-12-01
• Total pages : 32
• ISBN : 1946178047
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Download Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

• Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 52,7 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-10-15
• Total pages : 229
• ISBN : 194617808X
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Download Brenda's Beaver Plays a Round in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

"It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do."--Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women's beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.

• Author : Munty C Pepin
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 23,8 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-08-31
• Total pages : 22
• ISBN : 1777225108
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Download Hookers and Blow Save Christmas in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party! Hardcover Edition.

• Author : Mark Thunder
• Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• File Size : 30,6 Mb
• Release Date : 2015-08
• Total pages : 26
• ISBN : 1515326764
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Download Dee's Big Nuts in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.

• Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 21,5 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-10-15
• Total pages : 229
• ISBN : 1946178098
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Download JiggleWiggleTicklePickle in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

"You can keep the change"--Sumguyen to cashierSumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand. Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick's mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts...the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.

• Author : Kara Muir
• Publisher : Biggy Sancho Press
• File Size : 20,6 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-11-17
• Total pages : 32
• ISBN : 173493462X
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Download Fiona Plays With Her Beaver in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

We love our furry companions...and our furry companions love their furry companions. But in a human's world, what is a dog to do when her beloved baby disappears? For young Fiona, her life turns upside-down and inside-out when her squishy stuffed beaver goes missing. Being a pug though, Fiona will let nothing stop her from finding her beaver and giving it the care it desperately needs. Fiona must dig deep to complete her quest...or life will never be the same.

• Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 27,6 Mb
• Release Date : 2020-10-15
• Total pages : 229
• ISBN : 194617811X
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Download Peter Pitched a Tent in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

"Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.

• Author : Flyingcorn Publishing,J. T
• Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• File Size : 17,8 Mb
• Release Date : 2018-06-08
• Total pages : 28
• ISBN : 1720767815
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Download Mary Has a Little Pussy in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

Who doesn't love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with! This book of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing and you'll have no choice but to show it to your friends and family. This hilarious children's book for adults is a perfect gift for all occasions - baby showers, birthday parties, wedding gifts. You should probably exercise some discretion while reading to the kids but they'll have no clue as to why you're turning blue with laughter!

• Author : Christopher Cifaldi,Matthew Cifaldi
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 36,5 Mb
• Release Date : 2012-11-12
• Total pages : 32
• ISBN : 098594871X
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Download Do You Want to Play with My Balls? in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

PDF book entitled Do You Want to Play with My Balls? written by Christopher Cifaldi,Matthew Cifaldi and published by Unknown which was released on 2012-11-12 with total hardcover pages 32, the book become popular and critical acclaim.

• Author : Seymour Chwast
• Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
• File Size : 53,6 Mb
• Release Date : 2014-12-16
• Total pages : 128
• ISBN : 9781608198771
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Download Dante's Divine Comedy in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

The "left-handed designer," Seymour Chwast has been putting his unparalleled take-and influence-on the world of illustration and design for the last half century. In his version of Dante's Divine Comedy, Chwast's first graphic novel, Dante and his guide Virgil don fedoras and wander through noir-ish realms of Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise, finding both the wicked and the wondrous on their way. Dante Alighieri wrote his epic poem The Divine Comedy from 1308 to 1321 while in exile from his native Florence. In the work's three parts (Inferno, Purgatory, and Paradise), Dante chronicles his travels throughthe afterlife, cataloging a multitude of sinners and saints-many of them real people to whom Dante tellingly assigned either horrible punishment or indescribable pleasure-and eventually meeting both God and Lucifer face-to-face. In his adaptation of this skewering satire, Chwast creates a visual fantasia that fascinates on every page: From the multifarious torments of the Inferno to the host of delights in Paradise, his inventive illustrations capture the delirious complexity of this classic of the Western canon.

• Author : Sheli Hadari
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 46,5 Mb
• Release Date : 2019-11-15
• Total pages : 22
• ISBN : 0578607336
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Download My Mom Has A Hairy Vagina in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

A humorous loving short story about body hair, a bond between mother and daughter, self-acceptance and love. In this child-like book, intended for adult audiences, a little girl explores in a natural and funny way what it's like to be female. Inspired by real events, the author takes you on a thought provoking journey.

• Author : Anonim
• Publisher : Unknown
• File Size : 46,7 Mb
• Release Date : 1916
• Total pages : 862
• ISBN : MINN:31951D031321294
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Download West Virginia Blue Book in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

PDF book entitled West Virginia Blue Book written by Anonim and published by Unknown which was released on 1916 with total hardcover pages 862, the book become popular and critical acclaim.

• Author : Greer Hendricks,Sarah Pekkanen
• Publisher : St. Martin's Press
• File Size : 24,8 Mb
• Release Date : 2022-03-08
• Total pages : 337
• ISBN : 9781250273215
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Download The Golden Couple in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

The next electrifying novel from the #1 New York Times bestselling author duo behind The Wife Between Us. "Propulsive and thrilling....A page-turner that will keep you guessing until the very end." --Taylor Jenkins Reid, author of Malibu Rising Wealthy Washington suburbanites Marissa and Matthew Bishop seem to have it all—until Marissa is unfaithful. Beneath their veneer of perfection is a relationship riven by work and a lack of intimacy. She wants to repair things for the sake of their eight-year-old son and because she loves her husband. Enter Avery Chambers. Avery is a therapist who lost her professional license. Still, it doesn’t stop her from counseling those in crisis, though they have to adhere to her unorthodox methods. And the Bishops are desperate. When they glide through Avery’s door and Marissa reveals her infidelity, all three are set on a collision course. Because the biggest secrets in the room are still hidden, and it’s no longer simply a marriage that’s in danger. "An utterly compelling, spellbinding read." --Lisa Jewell, author of Then She Was Gone and Invisible Girl

• Author : Adam Mansbach
• Publisher : Open Road Media
• File Size : 25,8 Mb
• Release Date : 2011-06-14
• Total pages : 30
• ISBN : 9781453224748
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Download Go the F**k to Sleep in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

• Author : Bryan Lawrence
• Publisher : Manchild Books
• File Size : 40,6 Mb
• Release Date : 2019-08-02
• Total pages : 26
• ISBN : 1087831679
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Download Show Me Your Cock in PDF, Epub, and Kindle

"Show Me Your Cock" is a children's poetry book for adults about a young boy being shown several roosters throughout his lifetime. It is a quest that you will undoubtedly follow with great anticipation. From his neighbor to his best friend, he is shown many different varieties of roosters. What cock will he see next and how? ANYBODY can enjoy it. Even your grandma will want to see what kind of cock will be on the next page. Read it to a crowd or cheer up an angry hobo with "Show Me Your Cock".